The Scarborough Dude has a great week, and a little surprise.
Bloop Bleep - Danny Kaye - Ballin' The Jack
Under Pressure - Queen With David Bowie - Best Of Bowie
Donald Where's Your Trousers - The Irish Rovers - Greatest Hits
I Never Thought I'd Live To Be A Hundred - Moody Blues - To Our Children's Children's Children
A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.